The Party Line

Say your piece

The Party Line is our anonymous town board. Shoutouts, gripes, confessions, the thing you overheard at the trailhead. Submit yours below and it might run in next week’s issue.

How it works

  • It’s anonymous. No name required, no account, no login. We don’t track who sent what.
  • We curate it. We read every submission and pick the ones that earn a spot. We edit lightly for length and grammar.
  • We keep it kind, mostly. Punch up, not down.

A few house rules

  • No naming private people in a way that identifies, harasses, or accuses them.
  • No unverified shots at a named local business. “A coffee shop on Main” is fine. Naming one and calling it filthy is not.
  • No addresses, plates, or anything that targets a specific person.
  • Keep politics civic and local, not national culture war.

Every submission is reviewed before anything runs. Sending one doesn’t guarantee it publishes.

Anonymous by default. We read every one, and we edit lightly for length and clarity.
Only if you want a reply. We never publish it. Leave it blank to stay fully anonymous.